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1. If you eat something, but no one else sees you eat it, it
has no calories.
2. When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the
calories in the candy bar are canceled by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count as
long as you don’t eat more than they do.
4. [...]

Chocolate is a Vegetable:
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean =vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both
are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain
milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange [...]

a.. If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it
too slowly.
b.. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
c.. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a
hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking [...]

O.k… so I don’t know where I picked this up, but it has some truth in it.
Dieting Under Stress:
<b>Breakfast</b><br>
1/2 Grapefruit<br>
1 sl Whole wheat toast, dry<br>
8 oz Skim milk<br>
<p>
<b>Lunch</b><br>
4 oz Lean broiled chicken breast<br>
1 c Steamed spinach<br>
1 c Herb tea<br>
1 Oreo cookie<br>
<p>
<b>Midafternoon Snack</b><br>
Rest of Oreos in the package<br>
2 pt Rocky Road ice cream<br>
1 Jar hot fudge [...]